Ahh, this is hilarious.
GYM WEDNESDAY:
{ It's really hot out }
Tom: "Trust me, Isaac, by the end of this game I'll be sweating like a virgin on Prom night."
Isaac: "Smalls, on Prom night, you won't be sweating, but you'll still be a virgin."
Isaac, we love you.
Last night, I had a weird, weird, dream. Me, Bonnie, Taylor, and Colleen were at Andrew's house, and his driveway was, like, a road. So me and Bonnie took a walk down the road {Taylor just sat on Andrew's steps} and Dillon lived across the street, and then Chris lived on the corner, only he moved, but I guess then he was still there. Then we went back to Andrew's and he and Colleen were married in his basement. And his mother was Hispanic, and the inside of his house was really cramped and all brown and wooden, and this is soo untrue it's weird. Funny thing is, I was at my locker egtting my books and stuff after school, and Andrew comes up to me and goes "Part of your dream came true!" I'm thinking WTF? Did you propose to Colleen or something? But he's just like, "Hurry up!" And who's standing at the end of the hallway talking to Pat and Austin but Chris Anderson! Am I psychic or something? I can see the future... but that's weird.
Bonnie had a dream that she was married to Tom, and I told him that, and he just shook his head and smiled. He knows he liked it...
School picture day... poor Colleen... fear the wrath of She and the Grandma! Or is it Her...? I don't remember who's who, I think it varies.
Actually poor every girl. You're in danger with this guy, he's a pervert - no joke. Taylor's hair comes over her chest, and he was, like, petting her hair "smoothing" it, and, well, you know...
I forgot what else I was gonna say, is there's anything, I'll update.